It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that
this humor is completely
less and unfunny
I AM DONE
Some days I feel like I’m on the top of the world and enjoying my life and some days I feel I want to get ran over.
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
but if you make a 360, wouldnt you be in the same direction??