xr0s:

omgtsn:

artinfinitymusic17:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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HAHAHAHAHA

this humor is completely

imageless and unfunny

I AM DONE

(Source: kawoowoo)

theperksofbeingmalia:

ryanduhhhlion:

Some days I feel like I’m on the top of the world and enjoying my life and some days I feel I want to get ran over.

Same

(via love-erinrose)

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

(via xr0s)

bluebeanze:

friendship is so weird???

Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

but if you make a 360, wouldnt you be in the same direction??

(Source: homobeans, via kekek3)

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

(via ireneelee)